Author: Simon Doonan
The always-hilarious Simon Doonan explains the universe in his latest offering. Read this and learn all about the gay and straight food groups, how lesbians have finally taken over the world, what “naff” means, and other things you just can’t live without. For me, the whole “I don’t understand gay men” thing was instantly clarified once Doonan explained “gay men are French women with penises.” This book is the funniest thing I’ve read all year. Plume (penguin.com). —Angel Curtis
